- Klaus: I come back and this is what I find? Some cheap knockoff of ME? Mate. There can only be one hot guy with an accent in town. And that would be me...
- Enzo: I don't think so. I'm sure there is room for more than one. Are you scared? Caroline seems to like my accent.
- Caroline: Nik... don't be ridiculous. He is a good friend I met back in Mystic Falls. Enzo, this is my boyfriend Niklaus Mikaelson.
- Caroline: I got to go to class. I will see you and Klausy tonight mister! (kisses Klaus and leaves)
- Klaus: How DARE you use your accent on my girl? Who the hell do you think you are?
- Enzo: The only hot guy with an accent in town... with your girl.
- Klaus: Sigh... I promised Caroline I wouldn't do this again, but... he asked for it. (snaps his neck)
- (2 hours later)
- Enzo: (wakes up) Argh. Where am I? Why am I tied to this tree.
- Klaus: Ah. Finally you are awake. See mate. This is the "whomever hits on Caroline" tree. Meet your new roomies Tylah and Jay. Tylah and Jay, this is Enzo.
- Enzo: What the hell?
- Klaus: Numbah one rule in NOLA. Nevah hit on the Queen. As King, I punish thee to be Klausy's chew toy and bound on this tree for the rest of eternity. But don't worry you'll have Jay and Tylah to keep you company.
- Tylah: KLAUS! Stop showing me powerpoints of you and Caroline kissing.
- Jesse: Please get her to stop talking. She doesn't even know anything about Psychology. OMG... tear off my ears.
- Klaus: Well I guess Clammy does have her uses..
- Klaus: Oh look it's three o' clock. You know what time it is...
- Tyler and Jesse: Oh no.
- Enzo: What?
- Klaus: Klausy! Come do your exercise.
- Klausy: GRRRRR. (has vervain on teeth and bites Enzo)
- Enzo: AHHHHHHHHH
- Klaus: There is only one hot guy with an accent. And it is ME.
- (Moral of the story: Never touch Caroline. Or you will end up being roommates with Tylah, Jay and now Enzo.)
Why can’t we trend something like “We want Augustine Caroline” .. She only get’s storylines when it’s about dating or helping a guy.. but nothing with her as the center
Back with Tinkerbell ! I have a feeling he would be a nasty fairy boy, being super disrespectful all the time, swearing and even spitting !
For a mysterious reason, tumblr seems to shrink this one, don’t know why, but it’s better in High-res !
Other illustrations from the Petra Pan series can be found here.
Tim Walker lo ha vuelto a hacer. Damned!
Oh god he’s done it again.
Holy shit I am obsessed with this shoot!
this is the best post ever.
Shit, I nearly broke my laughbox.
Katharine Hepburn as the amazing Eleanor of Aquitaine in The Lion in Winter.
Benedict Cumberbatch: The Movie Machine
"probably never" i’m crying
Lol dragon English
Caroline + keeping her man in check
Klaus + trolling the wife